TSA are shitheads.

Blonde beards. Unf to the 10000th power. Fuck me stupid.

I've been seeing this girl for the last month.

Why would you need a bra if you have implants?

I must wear a bra at all times. That limits how I can dress because I don't want my enormous straps sticking out.

Kudos to the mother for not murdering Rambold, cutting his dick off and ramming it down his throat.

Gross. Did you throw up after reading what you wrote or does this come naturally to you?

What mistake did she make? I'm confused.

Your comment made me sigh heavily and then throw up.

I don't know, man. Boobs are not nothing. I think it's more than understandable that people get uncomfortable around them being out. Just because she has a perfectly good reason to breastfeed with no coverage doesn't mean nobody gets to feel weird. Boobs are a big deal and when the time to breastfeed my kids comes…

Stop everything you're doing right now because a woman is dancing.

Yay women being nice to each other.

Ugh that was painful to watch. But I can't lie. She does have quite a voice.

Perkins. That is it.

But if you're from the NYC area and don't even know what a grit looks like it's not going to factor into your decision.

Like breast implants?

Don't date musicians. Great in bed, but you're at the bottom of their priorities.

Ladies, tell me I'm not crazy but the standard of beauty has skyrocketed. I look at ads from the 90's and I can't believe how natural they looked compared to today. It's shocking.

Aww how lovely. Lena Dunham thinks the n-word is offensive. She must be a really great person.

Drone strikes aren't so cute are they?