At least in myself, I describe depression like this - imagine that over time, you realize that you no longer have the ability to feel joy. I don’t mean the kind of short-term pleasure you’d get from having sex or eating ice cream, but the simple enjoyment you’d get from playing video games, watching a movie, or doing…

I believe that you mentioned dessert beef.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

They get away with it because every story is true. Tabloids are real.

I would LOVE a thread to talk about fuckwit doctors! Maybe a groupthink thing?

Dude they don’t even know. The 90’s fucking LOVED 70’s everything. 90% of our wardrobe was from thrift stores. In 1995, my best friend and I thought we died and went to heaven when we found a stash of brown corduroy bell bottoms and polyester shirts packed away at an old dead relatives house. I now know why, during…

Anybody besides me remember when the 70s came back in the 90s briefly? It looked exactly like this. So this is basically the 90s version of the 70s come back to haunt us all.

I can’t even with this guy today.

I tell my boyfriend all the time that if I die I’m gonna hang around and cock-block him as a ghost.

Answer: Yes. He probably could. After he ran out of clean underpants and had to resort to the emergency “Smiley Face Boxers”, he would probably do a load of laundry..but it would never make it into the dresser. He would probably use the same glass over and over. Grocery shopping would consist of food for our kid,…

I watched that Ansel Elgort video so the rest of you don’t have to. It’s basically this for three full minutes.

But what about the Chemicals Between Us?

It’s too bad he didn’t do this before the Bad Blood video. He coulda been Mr. No Moore.

Anal is blowing through ALL of George’s money.

I just. . . I just have a hard time believing that Jay-Z actually cares that much about Taylor Swift, and by extension, whether or not Kanye West and she are friends.

Someone kill me. I am dying. I may have already died. *sobs uncontrollably*

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.