“It’s not that I sucked, and I did suck, its that every QB also sucked in a very particular way that worked with how I sucked such that I lead the conference in interceptions.” Fucking brilliant.

*Harris

Expert humblebrag

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

“My lack of speed was the key, though, to my leading the conference in interceptions.”

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

Meetings and hanging out are two different things afaik.

Welp, the acting headmaster of my high school ended up being a pedophile. I spent 4 years in that school.

Having to interact with someone doesn’t make you evil by association.

Wut? He’s one only a couple of two division champions in ufc history. He choked out Matt Hughes in his prime after coming up a weight class. He’s handed GSP, the goat, one of his only two losses. You can’t expect him to maintain that level of fitness and training forever. Your take is unbelievably stupid on so many…

Sloppy work. They omitted his loss to Shirtless Fat Hawaiian minutes earlier.

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Lost my right arm, can’t give no hi-fives

Mother of god. The moguls argument is exceptionally infuriating. What snowboarder actually seeks out moguls. I ride them out of necessity not out of any interest. I know I’m overly generalizing but still. I see just as many average skiers wreck moguls as snowboarders. I see just as many skiers as snowboarders take up…

I notice you left out NHL. Half of the “Raptors” fans in Toronto are hockey bros who have never watched an entire basketball game until a few weeks ago.

This is something you learn when you are 8 years old when playing hockey. Exit the zone before going to the bench. Yes, it is a stupid rule that doesn’t affect the game play. It is the same as turning toward second base after you cross first base playing baseball. In youth hockey, before the 2nd period starts, one of…

Laws of Parley.

It happened in Montreal so...something with strippers? Smoking strippers? Smoking strippers making a big deal about sub-par bagels and ok deli meat? Fin du Monde?

ya never think about the wire, until its gone. Once you try it you’ll feel like youve been dangling 5lb weights from your head all these years.

‘I’m not asking for this show to be Law & Order: SAG Unit’