What are you doing providing things? Don’t you know you’re only supposed to complain on the Internet?

Ice cream truck. Oh wait, that might increase pedestrian accidents..... Damn

Sweet, new wallpaper !

“After someone posted a picture of Gucci Mane holding Gladwell’s bestselling David and Goliath”

What is the status of your knees and joints? How torqued are you now as an older skateboarder?

Stupid NancyDillion, doesn’t know how color blindness works.

“what’s the password for ‘Jimmy’spicklefarts’?”

Awesome

Yes, but I would love it if the ever growing pile of outdated routers that, I figure, most people these days could somehow be useful again. I have spent near that amount two or three times now, and would love it if some Internet wizard could make that count for something.

Aww man, now I’m gonna have to Google those letters and see if they mean anything to this junk pile of Internet history I have in my closet...

300 dollars seems excessive for this wifi coverage solution. Aren’t there cheaper ways to connect old routers for more coverage? Seriously, I’m asking. I feel like this should be totally possible.

Cool Runnings. No, this is not a joke. I saw this movies in the theater in the time before the Internet. I don’t know if it counts because of its inherent sports movie tragedy/adversity trope-ieness but, when they picked up that fucking bobsled and walked it over the finish line? Did not expect that from the same…

So what are you even allowed to do then?!?

I believe that would be G. Love. With or without his special sauce

Annnnd… Scene.

Are you some sort of cruise ship advertising bot? Cause if you are…. I like your style.

The internet in general is a waste of your life. You are the captain of your ship. Sail said ship to more interesting waters.

Agreed

How about the name I wanted for my son, Xaphod Beeblebrox? Stupid wife, not letting me name my son cool things…..

Pedantic point, Pele is a she