bbjonesey
Barnaby Jones
bbjonesey

Ho! Sup Hawaiian! I like cruise your luau!

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good, my friend. Just cause it doesn’t tick all the boxes of a perfect solution doesn’t mean it can’t havea meaningful impact.

That is a generous interpretation, but I hear you.

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Do theses guys live on the same neighborhood?

This comment is too funny to actually be from Marc Maron!

Someone needs to make this a spotify Playlist so I can relive the death of this garbage music that so completely defines my youth

Then add Arare crackers and Furukaki and you got yourself a winner!

Right? Two pictures? GTFO

Check this out, I took all my passwords and........ Wrote them down on a piece of paper. I know, crazy right? But wait I’m not done. I then took a picture of that list and I keep it in an email file folder so I can always access it. Because I'm dumb and password managers are hard.

Serious question, can't you just keep paying for the insurance that allows you to go to the doctor you already have?

That was super meta but crass. You are fined 15 credits for violation of the verbal morality statute.

Just don’t bring shit to the beach. Towel, single key, some cash in your pocket, and maybe a beach umbrella. Everything else is a GD hassle and not with the effort.

You are a consummate Asshole, BUT you speak the gods honest truth.

Yeah, Maddie and Casey Chan are the only reason to come to this site!

The flavor is there, but what really sells the dish is it's texture and mouth feel.

Cmon! I call an antenna!

Oh man, I'm fired up for this one. What we do in the shadows was pretty damn epic. Kiwi road trip buddy comedy? With Murray? Oh, the silliness!

That was the perfect blend of admiration and even handed diarrhea shit spray. Also when did Adam Scott start doing car reviews?

If I had a million they'd all be yours

I really want this to be true. I am sick of Sansa being a manipulated pawn. She needs to step up her game with some subterfuge of her own. Send some ravens with false information to out-pivot Ramsey or pull the old switcheroo on little finger. something, anything, other than "whhaaaa, things are hard"