So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

Because race car

I have bad news for you. Enormous swaths of many countries are indeed really fuckin’ stupid. Ours just get their own reality TV shows.

Actually, Obama still runs the nation, so...

I saw them play a side stage at a festival ones (early 2000's). They were Terrible. Lead singer was so drunk he was slurring his words. I was disappointed.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

“Fuck me with an electric drill, no.”

Never ridden in a Honda (even the ones I’ve owned) that I enjoyed the ride. Very boxed, and stiff feeling...all of them.

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

Great, now take it to Baja.

If I were to start a car company, this is exactly the concept I would employ. Though I’d use it for larger sedans and trucks.

As a corn-fed, 6"1' American man with limbs like tree trunks and a (root) beer belly who looks like he drives a diesel dualie, I confess I have unspeakable, almost unnatural, yearnings for kei cars I’ll never be able to drive, even if my dream comes true of moving to Japan and settling down with a lonely widow who…

Not at the dealer no. But an ECU flash, higher boosts and bigger injectors are usually the way to go for getting around 100hp or of those. Cheap and easy. And you can still get the car Shaken’ed with the mods.

Vatican Edition = Popenwagen

I want one.