This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

But he then held her arms behind her back and sexually assaulted her as she continued to plead for him to stop, according to Karr.

This isn't a fight this a massacre. MuvaRose done wiped up the floor with these peasants, and she barely got started.

You calling her Amber Heard made this comment

The meme that came out of this thing were fantastic. My fave:

I do want everyone to remember the real and biggest loser in all of this is Tyga, who spent his morning trying to convince people that he didn't leave his wife and son for a teen girl.

Daily reminder that Jez isn't a feminist website. Tagline: Celebrity, Sex, And Gossip For Women. Without Airbrushing.

Clearly, _we_ are the real winners here, because Celebrity Fight Referee is amazing. Can this be a Thing, Kara?

you, like me, have a firm grasp on sports and also metaphors.

I normally don't wear makeup due to a combination of laziness and not liking it, but I had my makeup professionally done last year because I was a bridesmaid. It looked so cakey and weird to me in person, but I looked amazing in pictures. That insane looking makeup definitely serves a purpose.

The fact that her rabid fans are going apeshit because these photos are making her look "bad" highlights just how much photoshopping models and beauty culture in general fucks with our minds.

And you know that if a woman did end up shooting a guy in the head for trying to rape her, asshole internet people would argue she only used rape as an excuse to murder him.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Those eyebrows don't lie, though. High fives to whoever does hers.

Photoshopping pics of Beyoncé to make her look bad...

OMG BEYONCE HAS PORES?!

Whoa now, let's not go crazy. I think there is a good chance that you're simply suffering from a slight gun deficiency. When was the last time you had some guns?

That quote could be dissected in Freudian terms for hours. It's noxious and reveals way more about Michele Flores's pathology than I imagine she'd ever want known.

Completely (or at least semi-completely) unrelated but this past Sunday I was walking in a sushi restaurant to purchase my dinner and a gentleman in front of me had a gun strapped to his side when he turned around to hold the door open for me and I had a "seriously dude?" expression on my face and the first thing he…

"If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them."