I... are we sure this wasn’t a joke? Like 100%? B/c this sounds beyond the pale of absurdity.

You know how I know the hatred of the obama’s was race related? The fact that people think the motherfucking trumps are classy in comparison. These fuckers are literally the most tacky people ever.

Walter Shaub: first boring-looking middle-aged dude I’ve ever wanted to fling my panties at.

“Some of the people that are opposed to this, there are female senators from the Northeast... If it was a guy from South Texas, I might ask him to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style,”

A lot of smokers don’t have any big regrets until the biopsy comes back showing that you have some form of cancer.

I’m fine with this. Smoking is terrible, sometimes I wish cigarettes were banned outright. I smoked on and off from age 22 to 26, and many of my friends at the time were smokers. So many of them have struggled to quit for years, and regretted ever starting. I don’t know any smokers who are really happy that they’re…

I mean Harry can bitch all he wants but let’s not pretend for a second he’s going to walk away and get a real job. It’s all talk. Of course he’s frustrated with his position- it can’t be easy! But it’s allowed him a leg up and financial freedom that some people couldn’t accrue after a lifetime of hard work. He’ll…

People complain if they don’t see George and Charlotte and apparently now are complaining if they do see them.

I’m surprised not to see “when Trump wouldn’t let him meet the Pope when that was all he wanted in life” on the list of “things we were sure he would resign over.”

They finally fucking did it.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Why oh why did you cast him in a critical role JK Rowling, a role that will last over a decade...

Except she’s best friends with Kate The Wasp, another female comic who doesn’t do vulgar Amy Schumer type stuff. Except she’s a staunch supporter of a lot of important feminist causes. Except she is one to generally laugh at herself. Except her point about being smart with your comedy and not “like one of the boys” is…

Yeah, but there’s a difference between that and, say, The Shallows, in which a shark has a whole whale to snack on, but continues to stalk 90-pound Blake Lively.

Is it a tongue? Great whites don’t have those. They have a basihyal, which is stuck to the floor of the mouth and thus can’t be flicked flirtatiously, or in this case, like an airbag.

So Mathers basically did this

it works! i came up with Major Wedge :)