I’m just here for the avocado toast

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

That speech was so obviously written by some staffer and he didn’t give a shite at all, with him referring to his wife being an obvious sign of that.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

“I think he’s devoted to his country, and I’m amazed at his calmness and, as I said, his courtesy,”

Where are you getting that from? This post states he had manic depression and schizophrenia, and it appears his own mother described him as mentally disabled.

I take issue with the usage of “mentally disabled”. I have Asperger’s and poor social skills, but I sure-as-shit could out visually-systematically-spatialize anything more completely than an overwhelming majority of humans. I’m not mentally disabled because I don’t give a shit about other people in public/small talk.…

Remy Ma invited Cedric Diggory to the Yule Ball before Nicki could.

You know those women who say “I just prefer to hang with guys because girls are just so much DRAMA.” And 9 out of 10 they are, in fact, the drama? And probably have also been awful to every woman friend they ever had? I feel like that’s Nicki. People always say “omg why can’t female rappers get along, women are always…

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

True story, a friend of mine was hit on by Kevin Spacey in the late 90's. When he told us this, we, a group of hetereosexual males, yelled at him that he should have slept with him out of respect.

I was transfixed for like four hours.

The BBC, while trying to be neutral and impartial, still has hosts who don’t like the Government and puts out content that still asks serious questions about its conduct despite being “neutral”.

One thing that can ding your score is if you open a new card to get a great transfer deal, depending on your situation. One of the credit factors is age of credit history. When I got divorced, I had to open new credit cards and cancel my joint cards, so my length of credit was relatively short and every new card I…

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Typical leftist tactic of attacking the messenger. Stick to facts, please.

Secret-keeping proponents counter that confessing only serves to lessen your guilt by putting the weight on your partner’s shoulders—it’s selfish in a different kind of way.

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.