There's a reason for this: student loans are relatively high-risk relative to other types of loans but cannot be adjusted based on risk.

Having one black person doesn't balance the whites!

I wish there was someone writing for Jezebel who actually had a basic understanding of photography and the process of retouching because no, they just balanced the whites.

Disappointed that Blackfish got snubbed. Lupita better fucking win this time.

I really wish that my immediate reaction to this post was not to 1. tell everyone as a PSA to check travel advisories for any foreign country you visit, 2. add on that you should never go anywhere without a buddy and then 3. feel as though I might be victim-blaming if I posted said PSA. I hate that, as a woman, I…

Don't forget the Scientology part!

Can someone check on Burt? And take the smelling salts.

Another inner city agency story.

I honestly don't mind if he thinks abortion is "wrong." Ditto with politicians. What I have a problem with is making it illegal. There's a big difference there.

Honestly. Comments like those are the reason why many single people are so annoyed by couples. Simply being in a relationship makes one an expert now?

I know it's probably not a popular opinion, but I'd rather someone in a successful relationship tell me about relationships. Is Jones actually in a long-term relationship with anyone right now or is she still feeling out Colin Jost?

I was thinking, "I may have the imagination of a cabbage, but I CAN proofread. And I take comfort in that."

You know, suckers like immigrants who work 70 hours in their bodega so their kids can go to college. What a bunch of maroons!

Psh TV scheduling is for olds. I watch all my shows at the funky cool new time of whenever the heck I want.

Nathan, take it away:

Winston's accuser alleges that he raped her in December 2012 (Winston's attorney maintains that the two had consensual sex). The accuser called the police roughly two hours after her assault; when they arrived, they took a rape kit and interviewed her.

My entire family is obese. And, I'm not saying obese to be mean; I'm a doctor and they medically fit the criteria for obesity. I see the way that people look at them when we all board a plane together. Quite honestly the only thing that holds me back from slapping those judgmental assholes in the face is that I…

...and this is the leading GOP candidate for 2016?

Stunning is the perfect word for the article, Lindy.