I'm getting Bowie in Labyrinth vibe...

Based on his current track record, we can assume that number has been inflates by at least 450%.

I am not even sure that "48 lays" means 48 separate people. It's possible the number of actual women isn't even that high to begin with.

This is so great in so many ways but this is my favorite part is that he's only managed to sleep with 48 people. Even with lies and exaggerations, his number is 48.

I bet you don't even own a television. Tell me all about who you think is the most underrated beat poet.

That is so awful. I want to time travel to awesome 7 year old you and tell her how brave and awesome she is.

I would not be able to do this, I know that for sure. I've been in uncomfortable, subway gropey situations and my impulse is just "GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY". I wouldn't be coherent enough to do what she did. She's so brave because there's a huge risk of victim-shaming and blaming but she reported it anyway.

I'm not trying to pick on you at all because I understand that you aren't defending what your girl scout troop did or saying that you would do the same today as an adult, but I did think that by including "for some reason" about the Italian chef thing, but not the "seniorita" thing was an excellent illustration of how…

Seriously, if you are basing the racial appropriateness of stuff off of Disney cartoons, sorry kiddo, but Disney cartoons are racist as fuck and still have a hard time with race.

Here's the thing: you weren't "dressing up like other cultures." You were dressing up like way oversimplified caricatures of what you thought other cultures looked like. It was apparently obvious to you that dressing up like a chef and eating pizza was a ridiculous representation of Italian culture. The same can be…

This reminded me of when I watched Dumbo last week, haha. I hadn't seen it since I was like, 8 years old. Dumbo, the movie, is racist as fuck. Also, what's up with Disney characters having shitty moms or their mom's being in shitty situations?

Hey, this shouldn't be necessary to point out: being racist as a public figure is way, way worse than calling people intentionally oblique names as a public figure. Even if you argue that I hold as much sway as Ireland Baldwin — thanks for the compliment — I basically yelled at her. Yes, I used mean words — mean words…

What the hell is Ireland Baldwin talking about. Wat. She went to Disneyland and dressed as her mom as one of the characters from Peter Pan.

When she grows out of her teenage sociopathy she will regret that entire tirade. I like that she hit just about every square on the "Racist Apologist Bingo" card. Brava, kid.

I know how that goes. I married a "great guy" but as soon as we got home after our wedding he got mad because our house was a mess. He then threw our new set of silverware at me. I put up with crap like that for so long because I didnt want to go back to everyone and let them know they were right about getting married…

Yeah, as soon as I hit "submit" I realized "a little" wasn't quite right :-/. See? 20 years later, 20 years stronger, 20 years wiser, willing to talk about it, I still minimize it.

Physically attacking someone with cancer? You have just surrendered your Human Being card. You are now NOTHING.

Oh, I get it. Your family's acquired several shares of Blind Outrage futures, & you're assuring they see dividends. Smart. Hope that works out for you.

@schoolofloverboy: If you have to decide between giving a hand job and your career, that's not a choice, it's assault.

@schoolofloverboy: *pops some popcorn*