Forgive me. My vision started blurring while reading the conceived-by-robots name of your phone after I read “LG” so I didn’t know the G Tab was a tab and not a phon. Anyway enjoy your new phone! I’m sorry nothing will make up for an accessory that no one actually needs to buy. You must hold a lot of grudges with that…

I AM clever. Thanks! But you’ll notice I’m simply replying to people in a story about iOS, not seeking out stories about the phone OS I don’t own and posting neckbeardy phone wars comments in those for some inane reason. So not the same thing at all. Your use of the pot-meet-kettle-cliche needs work if you want to be…

That’s so cool. You got a phone. Awesome, dude. Fight the power with LG.

Edgy! I bet you’re getting so many high fives right now at your Android Loyalists club.

Because it isn't 2012 anymore? Things improve. Maps vastly has.

I bet you’re gonna be walking around with a smug smile on your face all day for posting this comment, you brace phone war soldier.

For every story about iOS, 20 insecure Android weirdos in the comments.

Yes, base your behavior on a single study that probably didn’t include anyone you work for. Good advice. Next week on Lifehacker: Someone else lazily links to the complete opposite findings and treats THAT as gospel as well.

People who call themselves “foodies!” are worse for my health than any slice of cheese ever could be.

Good to see that Lifehacker still passes on advice without bothering to vet it at all. Journalism!!!

Why even play the game at all at this point?

— tells someone they’re stuck in the past

And Alex Cranz pads her reign as the most baffling Gizmodo hire in recent history. Nothing about this laptop is what Apple should be making. Nor did your MacBook Pro cost $2500 if it’s “on its last legs” four years later unless you treat it like complete shit. You're a blogger for chrissakes. Stop acting like you do…

Guys, please celebrate Prime Day so Mr. Hogan relieves some of the pressure from the boot he has on our throat.

Guys, please celebrate Prime Day so Mr. Hogan relieves some of the pressure from the boot he has on our throat.

Or just stay home and mindlessly scroll through your boring Facebook feed, because I don’t want to waste time on anyone who needs a “smartphone diet” to act like a human being again.

You couldn’t pay me to use Evernote’s bloated nightmare of a service. Cheers to all the free users who are about to find a better alternative.

No time to actually vet these things when they have to churn crap out all day long. Also, they REALLY need that amazon money. The Hulkster isn't a patient man.

No time to actually vet these things when they have to churn crap out all day long. Also, they REALLY need that…

Between this horrid advice and that brutal iPhone 5E review ... what happened to you, Gizmodo?

The prettiest infographic in the world won’t convince me calorie counting doesn’t work. I’ve seen the results. Even if there’s a margin for error, having a vague idea of how much you’ve eaten in a day is better than having none at all.

Peak Gawker right here. Self-absorbed children telling the world how it is because they had a myopic epiphany while scrambling to come up with content to justify the $18,000 someone pays them to write slop that is worth exactly as much as my ad blocker declares. I don't love weddings, but they'll continue without you,…