The people of DC deserve this level of torment. Stras will pitch like shit today and yet another season will flush away. Couldn’t happen to a shittier district full of self-important assholes. Bye Nats fans, you suck.

I’m delighted they blew it. Fuck soccer and its smug fans. May its always-promised, never-delivered surge popularity never come.

Got two copies of this https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1942645236/ref=ya_st_dp_summary because my family is insane and needs at least that many

Got two copies of this https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1942645236/ref=ya_st_dp_summary because my family is insane…

Yahoo died the day Pipes died. They can keep my email address and all the spam I direct to it.

“I don’t know how to use something, therefore it is useless to everyone and sucks.”

I doubt you’d know how anyway.

Yeah, I hate it when my operating system has matured and refined itself. I want new bullshit just for the sake of it!

Knew this would be here. You neckbeards are so predictable.  

Yes, base your behavior on a single study that probably didn’t include anyone you work for. Good advice. Next week on Lifehacker: Someone else lazily links to the complete opposite findings and treats THAT as gospel as well.

People who call themselves “foodies!” are worse for my health than any slice of cheese ever could be.

Good to see that Lifehacker still passes on advice without bothering to vet it at all. Journalism!!!

Why even play the game at all at this point?

Guys, please celebrate Prime Day so Mr. Hogan relieves some of the pressure from the boot he has on our throat.

Guys, please celebrate Prime Day so Mr. Hogan relieves some of the pressure from the boot he has on our throat.

Or just stay home and mindlessly scroll through your boring Facebook feed, because I don’t want to waste time on anyone who needs a “smartphone diet” to act like a human being again.

You couldn’t pay me to use Evernote’s bloated nightmare of a service. Cheers to all the free users who are about to find a better alternative.

No time to actually vet these things when they have to churn crap out all day long. Also, they REALLY need that amazon money. The Hulkster isn't a patient man.

No time to actually vet these things when they have to churn crap out all day long. Also, they REALLY need that…

The prettiest infographic in the world won’t convince me calorie counting doesn’t work. I’ve seen the results. Even if there’s a margin for error, having a vague idea of how much you’ve eaten in a day is better than having none at all.

Peak Gawker right here. Self-absorbed children telling the world how it is because they had a myopic epiphany while scrambling to come up with content to justify the $18,000 someone pays them to write slop that is worth exactly as much as my ad blocker declares. I don't love weddings, but they'll continue without you,…

Don't have time to think about something I can't blame white people for.