Weird that injecting Gmail’s depressingly bloated interface with a hastily-written prank and putting it in place of a button millions reflexively press multiple times a day could go wrong!

Don't have time to think about something I can't blame white people for.

In other words, this software’s now left to whither and die because Google, as usual, has no idea what to do with a good thing. No thanks. I'm happy to pay for software I know will still be functional in two years.

It returned “something that’s funny.” I don't see how that relates to this?

People do things I don't do?

I feel it's more a sign that Dropbox is bailing on that premise and going back to keeping it simple.

Right, because everyone's fascination with her, before and since, is all due to this picture. Are you daft?

Well you’re right, you don’t understand it. There’s more to a woman’s appeal than how she looks.

I think its time to retire the “today only” on this near-weekly post about flash storage discounts.

I think its time to retire the “today only” on this near-weekly post about flash storage discounts.

Someone finally found a way to make Destiny fun!

Jesus fucking fuck that beep sound.

/uses teeth to peel vegetable

Even if there was a social element.... Who’s making you use it?

Can we have a conversation about this? Yes. Are Jezebel authors capable of having that conversation instead of writing a poorly-editing bitch piece that says nothing about why the anger is justified before bolting on to the next poorly-edited bitch piece? No. They have quotas to hit and only so much talent through…

I love that “artisanal” has become such a popular insult for those who shove dirty 99-cent shit in their mouths and call it dinner.

Ooh, here’s a fun exercise — let’s list all the functions guns and hands can perform! I'll do guns, you do hands. Annnnd I'm done. I'll be back in 24 hours to see how your list is coming along.

Reckless advice. Have you not been reading Lifehacker this year? SITTING IN A CHAIR WILL KILL YOU! I’ve taken to slowly writhing on the floor instead.

That second paragraph may be the most unintentionally funny pieces of uninformed editorializing/guilt diffusion I’ve ever read on lifehacker.

Relieved to learn the TSA actually cares about something.

Release a game on its original date in an unfinished state, gamers lose their shit.