What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Cfm, lidat. Steady lah.

Having learned both of these languages (to an extent), I can say this. Cut your losses and learn Spanish. Mandarin is fucking hard and, despite the theory that 14% of the world speaks it, they don’t account for the fact that dialects in China are a thing and dealing with that shit is even harder.

Oh dear, I see the Uber shills are here.

I volunteer in a museum and despite everyone being told “no flash photography” when they pay admission, and multiple signs saying “no flash photography” and that pretty much no museum anywhere allows flash photography, every week I still have to tell a completely astonished guest to please make sure their flash is…

“The first rule of ‘Swat Team’ is that you talk about ‘Swat Team’. The second rule of ‘Swat Team’ is that you really talk about ‘Swat Team’”

I always hope for a higher standard of writing from you guys, but you’ve all been going down the shitter for a while now.

Hey bud, no one has a gun to your head making you read this site. So go the fuck away.

it sure as fuck was

The photos of Emmitt Till appeared in the Chicago Defender, which was, for a time, the nation’s oldest black daily newspaper. The photographer was black and the reporter who wrote the story was black. The story only appeared in the Defender.

Thought on reading title : “no way!”

Excuse me but I breastfed my three kids and now they all developed super powers, one of them flies, the other is invisible at will and the third one can climb walls and turn into a shadow.

“their opinion is valuable precisely because they don’t have any credentials attached”

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

Entschuldigen sie bitte, mein Deutsch ist rostig. Ich kann nicht gesprecht für alle Amerikaner, aber diese gross gelb Arschloch ist nicht auch unswere.

(It’s been years since I’ve written in German, please forgive any spelling or grammatical errors)

Never forget the message Merkel had for Trump after the election:

Telling someone to “relax” after your poor joke didn’t land is not how to stimulate discussion, get people on your side, or even tell a fucking joke. If you have to start with with an admonishment to “relax,” maybe step away from the computer or just not reply? And probably don’t quit your day job, which I assume is…

They wouldn’t be at home here, or made to feel at home here, I assure you. We have on the other hand made nearly a million Flüchtlinge feel at home. The fallback “because they’re Nazis LÖL!” jab doesn’t work anymore, unless the they is, as you point out, you.

The way he behaves he would go straight to jail over here.