Really though, go fuck yourself.

No, you're drinking in WISCONSIN.

I think y'all have that market cornered.

Whatever do you mean?

But then you're drinking at a Ren Faire, so.

It was so much easier to be shifty before 1990.

On my 14th birthday, my step dad, who worked at the local University, presented me with an authentic ID from said Uni, and said "Here, happy birthday, you little prick, now get the fuck out of the house and give me and your mother some fucking peace"

*Calls to Order*

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire country of China isn't a replica/fake/copy of another "China" found on a distant planet.

Next they'll start flooding the market with near-perfect fake Americans.

That's explains a lot.

Back in my day, we just asked a slightly older guy who looked a little bit like us to sell us his ID for $50 then he'd get a replacement for half that. You then shop for beer in the seedier parts of town where nobody really paid much attention or where they might be afraid of thinking that all (insert your race here)…

This has to stop PLEASE filter out these garbage bags. This guy put his BMW keys in the picture and his rolex these are NOT things that we care about in a every day bag. We should be able to come here to see things we might find useful and say hey I didn't think of that. If I had a rolex I would keep it in my bag all…

Inside the bag is a perfectly reasonable place to keep a Rolex so it's not a target for pickpockets. It benefits you in that smug superior glow you get knowing that you have a more expensive watch then the gentleman you're currently asking the time from, because your watch is in your fucking bag.

Also a watch? Cool bag...but the guy just wanted to show off his vintage rolex that costs a G. Tomorrow I am putting my timex indiglo in my dell work issued laptop bag

He keeps his wallet in his bag?

I'm sure everyone is better looking when compared to yourself.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

Id say their stance on Abortion, Homosexuality, and Marriage is extremely narrow minded and much out of date. Do they turn down alcoholics or drug addicts for help if they are homosexual? I dont know but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that they do.

yeah but its a charity that doles out a lot of hate with the good.