Honestly, the best kids are other people's kids. It's so much more fun to be the loony aunt/uncle/auncle. I love the little fuckers, between about 4 and 9, after that they turn into assholes for a few years, but even then, it's mad good fun being the only person they trust in their teen rebellion. Read more
I think y'all have that market cornered.
It was so much easier to be shifty before 1990.
Because, dear, not all dearly held beliefs have a place in the modern world. How about the KKK? They hold their beliefs quite dearly. Are we to tolerate their's, similarly?
Nobody wants to live in Boston.
Lovely delicate chain there, girl. Ice cold.