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I think y'all have that market cornered.

But then you're drinking at a Ren Faire, so.

It was so much easier to be shifty before 1990.

On my 14th birthday, my step dad, who worked at the local University, presented me with an authentic ID from said Uni, and said "Here, happy birthday, you little prick, now get the fuck out of the house and give me and your mother some fucking peace"

That's a $4500 watch, actually. And an $800 wallet. I'm surprised that he didn't mention that it's Damier canvas. What a wanker.

Because, dear, not all dearly held beliefs have a place in the modern world. How about the KKK? They hold their beliefs quite dearly. Are we to tolerate their's, similarly?

I expected this to be authored by the other Tracie.

Lovely delicate chain there, girl. Ice cold.

Whilst this ensemble is the antithesis of 'cool', one should always encourage any blouse that displays such a magnificent cleavage.

I'm a drunk, and I'm ok with shooting drunk drivers.

You ever tried getting choral hydrate? More chance of meeting Moses.

Hey hooker, I agree with you less often than Jesus has walked the Earth, but if you're not watching it, watch Celebrity Big Brother UK. The treatment of the spectacular and heartwarming/breaking story of Kellie Maloney, recently transitioned ex celebrity boxing promoter is really something. So beautiful. That wig…

Fun Portugese-In-Japan Fact! 'Arigato' comes from 'Obrigado', and 'Tempura' comes from 'Tempero/Temperar'!

The most important skill which ought to be taught in schools is that to tilt one's head back when sucking dick.

I dunno know about hitters, coz that ain't my fetish, but I have known many pitchers who could catch, but I have never met a catcher who could pitch.

You've never actually been to New York, have you?

Do you know why they're more expensive? It's because they take double the amount of fabric. Looms only go to 54", max. 46-48" width is standard. That means that if your ass is wider than 42", we can't cut, for example, a straight dress across the fabric. Although I just caught that you think 70 bucks is a lot to pay…

I don't know who to be embarrassed/ashamed of more

I like your mom.