You ever tried getting choral hydrate? More chance of meeting Moses.

Hey hooker, I agree with you less often than Jesus has walked the Earth, but if you're not watching it, watch Celebrity Big Brother UK. The treatment of the spectacular and heartwarming/breaking story of Kellie Maloney, recently transitioned ex celebrity boxing promoter is really something. So beautiful. That wig…

Fun Portugese-In-Japan Fact! 'Arigato' comes from 'Obrigado', and 'Tempura' comes from 'Tempero/Temperar'!

The most important skill which ought to be taught in schools is that to tilt one's head back when sucking dick.

I dunno know about hitters, coz that ain't my fetish, but I have known many pitchers who could catch, but I have never met a catcher who could pitch.

You've never actually been to New York, have you?

Do you know why they're more expensive? It's because they take double the amount of fabric. Looms only go to 54", max. 46-48" width is standard. That means that if your ass is wider than 42", we can't cut, for example, a straight dress across the fabric. Although I just caught that you think 70 bucks is a lot to pay…

I don't know who to be embarrassed/ashamed of more

I like your mom.

I don't think I'll ever be able to get my head around this 'leave the tags on' thing.

Eh. Me, I take it where I can get it. Tramp.

Some people just can't take a compliment.

Hooker, you got Kinja'ed again, but in reply to 'Who? Kittens, you know I don't keep track of all your fabulous, high-camp gay diva idols.', the answer is: you must be truly mental if you think I'd tell you that and out myself to every asshole that reads this shit. The only reason I can get away with this shit and…

The only thing I care about in basketball players is in their shorts, but this was a fantastic story. 10/10. Would read again.

Honestly, this is fabulous. I thought I was lucky to get a garden!

36H is a hot body with enormous cans, your bloke is one of the luckiest men alive.

O.M.G. You dumb kids and your damn computers. Once upon a time, in a world before every damn thing was CGI, there existed a few incredibly talented hairdressers who knew how to do what was then, and possibly still is, known as 'the drop shot'. If I'm not mistaken, Max Pinell invented it. He's the dude that gave…

I'm sure there's some clever scientific reason for the shapes of the panels though, right?

Anyone know why this sphere is made from so many different kooky triangles, instead of hex/pentagons like a soccer ball?