It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

And guess what the MLB will do with that series? They’ll bury games 1 and 2 in the afternoon, while the whole continent is at work, because Toronto’s fanbase doesn’t impact the TV ratings.

Counterpoint: No.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Holy shit, kinda upset I missed this game.

- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe

As long as Diggs and Bradford stay healthy Minnesota

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Julian Edelman was born in 1986.

Counterpoint: TEMECULA

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.

So...it’s a Tesla Model 3 from the year 1989?

McCourty is a smart dude (and a fellow Rutgers alum.)

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

You want ballsy? How about Sean Payton going into the game with LITERALLY ONE FUCKING CORNERBACK ON HIS ROSTER with game experience, and at least two of the other guys being rookie undrafted free agents?

Update: lol.

It was amazing because Jack Del Rio is what third behind Andy Reid and Mike McCarthy in being overly conservative and losing the game, and here he’s suddenly like, “Yeah let’s go for two” like it’s what he’s always done.

As a lifelong Jets fan, I call days like this “Sunday.”

Why did he hit it? It was in plane sight.