As weird as it sounds, I think the generation that included Dempsey and Donovan was the USMNT’s “Golden Generation”. Look at all the great players the USMNT had: Donovan, Dempsey, Beasley, Howard, Bocanegra, Cherundolo, THE GUCH!and more. Sure, the “floor”, the guys who aren’t usually in the starting XI, were bad, but…

It’s kind of amazing and sad that he probably still has the best scoring touch of anyone on the USMNT, even at age 33. He’s still the only US player besides Donovan I’ve ever watched that has a nose for the back of the goal and actually can get shots off against quality opposition in matches that count with any…

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

Supposedly it was going pretty well until MJ started flashing his 6 rings, talking about how the Knicks couldn’t beat him in his prime, and that they haven’t won shit since 1973.

This is so deliciously good.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Oh mathematically you are completely correct, however that is where the problem lies most people do not think mathematically. No matter how much it can be proven momentum does not exist, because I am 100 persent with you there. It does factor into how peoples brains react to things so despite not existing it has an…

Yea I’m not “100% certain” either way either. I just know that I agreed with the decision as it happened and I still agree with it now.

I’m still left with the conclusion that this is basically all Shanahan’s fault. Look at the Falcons this year. They had six losses (including the Super Bowl). Outside of the loss in week 1 (which was a generally sloppy, heavily penalized game) and the outlier loss in Philadelphia, every other Falcons loss this season…

The funnies example of this was back in the 80's, a tackled player would almost always put the ball on the ground so that it was touching the furthest upfield part of his body and leave it there for the refs. So, for example, he’s lying on the ground with his head upfield and the ball cradled in his arms, reaches…

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.