“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

“BUT THAT WAS A PICK!”

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

You also have to consider the fact Rodgers has accomplished so much during his career with the considerable handicap of having Mike McCarthy as his coach.

This, and the other million unbelievable things he did yesterday, is why Rodgers is by far the best QB I’ve ever seen.

I never thought about it until right now, but you’ve gotta be sure where the wall studs are when punching a sheet of drywall. Would be much more painful if you hit the wall at the wrong spot in the 18 inch sequence.

“For a Giants defense that was without Jason Pierre-Paul ... it was all hands on deck.”

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Fire Budenholzer and hire Mark Jackson? Both parties should be ashamed of themselves here.

Yep. That’d be the Stepien rule, named after the man responsible for a much darker era of Cleveland Cavaliers basketball.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

Windhorst tweeted this today:

I heard a story tonight about how Craig Sager got a lifetime pass to the Baseball Hall of Fame when he was just 22.

My friend, you have much to learn. There are three things you can count on with utmost certainty in life.

I feel bad for Manning looking at that coach list.