Always tryna get at that 2nd Amendment.

I eagerly await the 2017 draft in which the Celtics and Danny Ainge continue the tradition of being hamstrung by having so many picks they lose leverage in trades and having pick X+1 in a X star player draft.

Hot Take incoming: Going off of the list of sports LeBron could excel at from yesterday’s Fun Bag I’m prepared to say that Lebron could have stopped that Messi free kick.

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

You forgot WondoIamapieceofshitwhoshouldntbeontheroster.

How the fuck Bradley and Zusi were allowed to play a full 90 is beyond me.

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

Guzan has been absolutely terrible this half. On the first goal he comes off his line for no reason, only to watch a soft header loop in over his head. And he’s moving to his right as this free kick is struck. Trust your wall there; if it goes over the wall, you aren’t getting it anyway.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

No idea what the value will be if #brexit.

Going 0-for-6 makes Smith kind of like the opposite of Michael Jordan, but to be fair, Michael was pretty bad at gambling too.

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

Yes. And all of this is complicated by the fact that playing defense in the NBA is wildly different now than it used to be, because of all the rules changes that a) did away with hand-checking on the perimeter, but also b) have made switching and positional versatility so important.

Steals are a trash way of measuring defense. Larry Hughes led the NBA in steals—not because he was a good defender, but because he was a terrible one who hunted for steals at the expense of giving up easy backdoor cuts and drives to the basket.

He makes our team bigger than life.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

This is the defining play of LeBron’s brilliant career. Jordan had his shots over Russell and Ehlo, Bird had his steal to beat Detroit, Kobe had his game winner against Phoenix... and LeBron has this.

I watch a lot of NBA basketball, and therefore see a lot of spectacular athleticism, but that one made me shout out loud. The angle that he took, so as not to foul him, at that speed, height and timing...pretty spectacular everytime you look at it.

Yeah. I turned to get something from my kitchen because I was disappointed and looked over my shoulder and saw a pterodactyl fly across my screen and destroy the ball.