Not angry! But outside of the 04 Pistons, I'm having a hard time finding a team in the past 30 years that won a title without said top 20 player on their roster. Allen may have been in that group at one time. Jennings and Cassell certainly not, Robinson probably not.

A call to Michael Lombardi has confirmed that the officer will be interviewing for the coaching vacancy early next week.

No problem! Thanks for making it sound like the Bucks lost Lebron, Kobe, and Durant, rather than the more simple answer "they are terrible at player acquisition, via draft, trade, and free agency!"

Those are good pieces, occasionally great. I wouldn't call them uber-talented though...

Emmitt Smits is Yahtzee Sharp!

Uh... Who left? I don't think the Bucks have had an uber-talented player in a few decades.

This is more useless than my "Property of PETA" cattle brand.

Don't lower your water heater below 140.... Straight from OSHA:

The gentleman on the package has the right idea.

We are the 0.175 percent!

2007, The Year of the Great Lube Famine.

For supposedly chaste individuals, they sure are trying to fuck a lot of people...

Mr. Chudzinski, to quote Abraham Lincoln, "it only FEELS like 15 years".

"Yes, Maybe, No."

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, John.

make love to you’re blow up doll

MRSA? I don't listen to hip hop. Now go out there and kick, or find another job!

Pictured: Geoff Blum reenacts Game 3 of the 2005 World Series.

The Bears jerseys of my teen years:

The search as been slow, as it has been difficult to wade through all of Chris Berman's dead hookers.