I currently drive a gold 2004 Ford Taurus, which is awesome because it's paid off. I'm hoping to squeeze another 3 years out of it (only 80k on it). After that, maybe I'll go wild and get the Grand Marquis. It should also be noted that I have given up on life.

Man I feel great!

Sandusky always told me "Up. Down. Up. Down. Left. Right. Left.... RIGHT..... B! A! START!!!"

Even worse, those 3.5 million users are at a higher risk of diabeetus.

The world can't go without basketball; the world is shaped like a basketball.

It's nice to see that John David has used his career earnings to support some startup businesses.

Below Camera: An industrious young lady makes her attempt to enter C-Roll VI.

A: rubbing down, greasing up

I actually tried seeing a psychologist for a few months over this very issue, but it didn't help too much. It did help me calm down after some failed attempts, but never really got me to the point of being able to tolerate it. Hypnosis I hadn't considered though... Thanks for the tip!

I actually hadn't thought of literally mixing things in... That's a pretty good idea. I'd imagine that'd be pretty easy to put in a tomato sauce. Thanks!

So this will sound totally crazy (because it is), but I'm lost, and the lifehacker group always seems to have some excellent ideas. When I was 5, I stopped eating fruits and vegetables. My doctor told my parents it was just a phase, and not to worry about it. Fast forward, and I'm 28, still don't eat fruits or…

Seed Of Chucky

We must protect this house.

While the guys were at the game, their girlfriends made the trip down to DC for the free soda giveaway at a convenience store.

Steve Phillips! It just fits so well...

This is nothing. Wait until Tebow finds out God killed all of his servants and livestock.

Jesus loves everyone.

I actually really like the trades.. it's just going to be an interesting few months while Corpus plays for us.

The Astros have traded a 2011 Ford F-150 and cash to Houston Hyundai for 3 2004 Hyundai Accents, and an oil change to be performed later.

This Turntable Costs More than Your House and Weighs Less than You