I had to be a real AH thru the years building this program but we have a STRONG FOUNDATION that can't be broken. No matter how hard I stomped.

Kill all the golfers? If I do that, they'll lock me up and throw away the key!

a couple of our secretaries hooking

Luke Scott, however, will still refuse to take down his poster of Robert E. Lee.

Pictured: The side-effects of the Shipley's Doughnut giveaway.

What are you talking about? I loved watching Jose Cruz past security.

Uecker is probably best appreciate by Brewer fans, where he was able to distract attention from what a shithole team was playing for 20+ years. Bad at actually calling the game, great at entertaining.

Animal Kingdom always wins!

+1. My soul is burning!

Also new, in be a pro mode, you will gain +5 stamina if you break Antonio Cromartie's siring record.

When later asked about his favorite TV Judge, he replied, "Wapner. Definitely Wapner."

Off camera: Princess Middleton is killed by a fire-breathing dinosaur.

I grew up in WI as a Bear fan, and one summer in the mid-90s, my traveling little league team was playing against a team with Jim McMahon's son. Before the game, I found the Bears legend sitting on the bleachers, and decided to seize my opportunity for an autograph. When I asked, I got nothing but an "I'm busy", and…

And at least you tuned out during that one lame-as-shit grad speech.

And Other Things That Happen In Eight-Hour Baseball Games

We've got soldiers fighting a war and they fighting over pancakes

Public shame was worth $50K to Daugherty.

I knew Nate Newton's Grass for Families campaign didn't seem legit.

I blame WikiLeaks.

To be fair to Wes, the computer still hasn't given him his Tab.