Golden Eagles Defense Paralyzed by Cougars, But Survive

@vodkanaut: Pretty sure it was Gary Kubiak.

"Some nitwit" running on the field at the Texans/Jets game.

When she was in high school, she could take this football and throw it over those mountains.

@blackhammer: Brian Wilson refers to the GIMP as The Machine.

Afterwards, Marcus helped set the tables for cafeteria lunch.

This is what happens when Tom's friends all abandon him.

Well, I never start my sentences with 'well'.

Quintuple-Double

You're terrible!

@Phintastic: Unfortunately for Cutler, Mike Martz never did get that problem ironed out.

@EdHardyMustBeDestroyed: I think every #2 overall pick should be expected to pick up PATs.

statistics can't measure "temperament, courage, dedication."

@President Camacho: This story has me picturing Comic Book Guy wrestling Rob Reiner. Fantastic.

@Rick Dobbs: Is this good week?

@thor79: I was noticing the same thing, but persistence paid off, and I broke in to my phone. Gotta be quick with the trigger...

Pictured top: Barry Bonds' new ladyfriend points out the side effects of steroid abuse.

Time to bust out the Welch's Sparkling Grape juice!

@ceilingFANBOY: Excluding David Carr, who is drooling in his chair.

@Always Winning: Is the drive-thru liquor store open?