A bum is a bum is a bum.

When crowing their ass goes wrong.

Consistently underachieved. Now consistently underachieves in Dallas.

Not great as of yet... I set a goal to pay off all our debt, and it was instantly marked complete. I'm going to keep tinkering though... maybe I set it up wrong.

. "Anyone who says any different better be very careful."

This was also the theme for David Duke's birthday bash.

@Patrick Hogan: Podcasts and audiobooks will keep you sane. All music and no thought make Homer something something...

100%! I am apparently a bad multitasker.

@Shakey: Do you know how many high scores she has on Donkey Kong machines across the country?

Off screen: 38 more children are born.

Cleveland has an "edge"

So as long as I don't go to any coastline or any major city, I should be fine.

Bruce Willis has really let himself go.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Zambrano had a no-no, and Lilly took a no-no deep into the 2nd game. Definitely not neutral.

This is what is left when Brett Favre takes his annual "Tractor Watch" news segment to Minnesota.

In Jeff's defense, there were hundreds of craigslist ads to page through to find the number.

@two81three30: It's the last sound every deer hears if they life in Wisconsin.

@LittleSeizures: +1 dance party

@nunathatstinkinrutbeer: das raycess!

@Murderdolls on 360: Thin and made of paper?