So if our language ends up mostly emojis, have we actually devolved to hieroglyphics? Retro!

yeh, technically God isn’t an angel


......but Lucifer is

Uh, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there’s a lot of factors in making some as simple as fried rice taste delicious. We don’t serve it at my restaurant, but the chefs make it for family meal all the time. Here’s what I know that’s essential:
- Well-seasoned wok AND wok burner. I mean, get that fucker hot.
- Lots…

It seems like a general lack of recognition that brows are made of individual hairs. There’s a brow tattoo artist in Portland who does incredibly realistic brow tattoos and that’s because she tattoos on individual hairs.

I recently re-watched that movie and was like WAIT WHAT?! Also, I’m supposed to believe that Julia Roberts’s character was some uber-successful, world-renowned food critic at the age of 27? Suuuuure.

All I know is that “wiggles when you eat it” is the punchline to a dirty joke I’ve long forgotten.

#HillaryJamieLeeTruthersUnite

I was knocked-up, married, divorced, and shacked-up (in that order!) by 28.

36 here, way past desperation into “just made myself a mango lassi” territory. Zero fucks given, let's all enjoy fruity drinks.

I’m not a body language expert. But she seems to be angling away from Hills here. And the hands clasped just a liiiitttle too tight.

It looks like Hillary’s not really there and Jamie Lee is just smiling at a wig and a jacket.

We need her in the senate more than ever wth dipshits one and two in the running.

I saw her this past week! She’s so great. I lurve her so much.

I knew that Barbara Palvin’s criss-cross top and trouser outfit reminded me of something from classic Star Trek ...

Remember that article from earlier about the lady with a large bust who wore a tank top and got shit for it from people who said it was too revealing?

But the best part is he made the outfit out of Mission flour tortillas. the eye make up is crushed oreos. He got everything from Vons for $31.67; total savings $6.12.

There’s an android app (I can’t remember the name) where you can arrange a time to watch stuff with people on the internet and chat about it at the same time/after

The SJP pasta wigs with the varied tones in the rigatoni is genius.

The extraneous hashtags are helping turn this from weird to hilarious.

After an initial moment of being nonplussed, I am thoroughly charmed by this.