I find “turn your hearing aid up!” quite effective when my mother is yell-talking (she does not have a hearing aid, nor does she need one).

At first I thought they were dildos. Shows where my brain is at.

Me too, they are cute and she seems like she adores the bebe.

Sometimes you are born hilarious...

If they wait around long enough, they’ll be able to pick up things from the Ivy Park collection at their local market. I used to live in Tanzania, and love my true religion jeans!

26? She should be playing a vengeful mother on a lifetime movie at this point or a step mom trying to win the approval of her bratty teenage children.

Anybody who says this is ok because “every company does it” needs to call their mom and ask to hear the “if everybody jumped off a bridge would you do it, too?” lecture again.

That is true. But it’s not like women are looking up to Nike as some kind of great feminist icon to be respected.

And it will be very...

She pees in the house in the video. So much for housebroken. That house probably smells amazing.

Console yourself by feeling superior about your dirt cheap rent/mortgage like so many other internet commenters! :P

have you seen Les Mis in person before? If not you should while you wait for this. It’s just as good.

I actually am a Target reseller, I do it to make extra money during school. I don’t think I’m a bad person. I get up insanely early to be one of the first people in line, I only buy one of each item, and then I sell them on Ebay at a 25% mark-up, which I think is pretty fair for the convenience of not having to battle…

Li Bingbing was it. Everyone else looked ho hum or just terrible.

Wow, that looks like something polyester you find in a spoiled kids dressing up box. All of the nopes.

Kstew also wore this to opening night and I LOVE HER. Fuck heels and gowns. Super loving her hair.

Kristen Stewart looks particularly odd in this ensemble because of the man in black standing directly behind her, which makes it looks like she is skipping sideways in tiny loafers.

He looks like Colonel Sanders going to a funeral.

I think Kristen Stewart’s outfit is pretty, but I think a combo of the sleeves and the hovering outline of Jesse Eisenberg’s suit behind her is messing up the lines.