Cory Lidle

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

Yeah, I remember taking Pop Culture and all we did was talk about what was going on at that exact moment. It caused a recursive loop that destroyed the universe.

I just.... wow. I seriously don’t know how you guys come up with this stuff. So clever and twisted but so effin’ funny. I can’t stop laughing at this and you definitely owe me a new monitor, sir! +1 you sick, beautiful bastard and you are definitely the winner of ALL the internets!

Your parents probably wish that too.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

Right state, but wrong metropolitan city. It’d be Raleigh, not Charlotte, that’d be best suited for expansion. The only down side is that it’d take out two very successful minor league teams in the Durham Bulls and Carolina Mudcats to make it happen.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

imho real winners wouldn’t choose to lose so often. Sad!

“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?”

the VP lives at the Naval Observatory, but during sleep-overs this would be a major concern.

How do you function with all of that poop in your pants? :(

Imagine that....two Jets.