I will update this article in nine years when the final episode of Final Fantasy VII Remake is out.

Congratulations! You have correctly identified that I am stating my opinion on something. Well done. A+ reading comprehension. Have a cookie.

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

My dad dealt with a lot of racism growing up and while I’ve had an easier time of it, I’ve got my share of problems too. I just get tired of my people getting treated like fragile porcelain by white dudes who want to feel woke. The word savage isn’t gonna hurt us. Institutionalized racism hurts us. Police hurt us.…

Even as someone who’s loved this series since Gen 1, I’ll never understand the Dexit crowd, a whole group of people who apparently have no idea how game development actually works and feel an incredible sense of entitlement. S/S weren’t perfect, but I think they made great steps in the right direction in a lot of ways…

I miss games like Black Flag and Rogue. After the Unity debacle Syndicate was a nice return to form since it played more like the older titles. While I enjoyed Origins, Odyssey is the one that started to give me burn out. I’ve had to take a break from my playthrough on that one.

is it difficult being this boring of a person

What is good about having a one time use item?

I’m honestly confused. You like not being able to easily teach your Pokemon the moves you want them to have?

But Overwatch, at the very least, purports to care about inclusion

I can give you 3, if I’m feeling charitable, but allow me to make arguments against both in terms of “coherency.”

MGS 1 relied on a central conceit involving genetics: that inherited traits fundamentally make us who and what we are. Kojima was trying for a nature v. nurture narrative, but his absolutely mind-bogglingly…

“In the future, Kojima Productions will also start making films,” Kojima said. “If a person can do one thing well, then they should be able to do anything well.”

“I felt like getting in a commending comment early before finishing the article”

I mean, that wasn’t exactly a hard one to call with the case being leaked. It’d have been more surprising for it to not have been there.

Which makes it nothing like TF2 on console, because on console TF2 was abandoned. 

And that matters zero to the kid who has a Switch and wants to play it. 

Are you kidding me!? Do you really think the market for cheap, mostly game-themed novelty gifts is bigger than the market for video games themselves?

I’m trying to imagine a life where I get this upset, likely visibly, by loading times in a video game.

Stop beating the dead horse, your stick will break.

wow, after hearing the phrase relentlessly for a couple years i finally just now realized what a “hot take” is