Suddenly Ben Affleck’s a fat, out-of-shape guy who just developed muscles?

You wanna have sex?

Other sketch shows with regular Asian-American cast members on them at the same time as SNL.

Bowsette has become an icon for HRT goals pretty quickly, so that Birdette image is pretty appropriate considering she’s the first trans character in a Mario game.

Richard Spencer said it himself. He doesn’t care about free speech, he cares about the tolerance of his ideas until he has enough power to silence his opposition.

I mean, she’s Afrikaaner, but...

Kids used to eat dirt and worms.

SANDLERVERSE!!!!

Dodge + Jump lets you web out of the way of those attacks. Interesting little details in the combat that make it just idiosyncratic enough to ruin your Arkham reflexes but instinctive enough for you to develop a good rhythm (I can get wrecked really hard if I try to get clever, but I can also rack up 30-hit combos).

“There aren’t enough resources to go around, you can’t spend a million of your own dollars healing a pet.”

The same intelligence agencies that used torture even though it doesn’t work?

That’s not narcissism. Your sister sounds like a sociopath with narcissistic traits. In fact, the “glee” she experiences is a symptom commonly associated with sociopaths known as Dupers’ Delight.

Real Sex was for amateur porn before amateur porn existed.

Clayton: “I expected this famous actor to tell me how to run a set, and all he did was sit back and let everybody else just do whatever they wanted. So I had to take charge!”

Glad kotaku gave this the headline it deserved instead of soft-selling the responsible party here.

1. Are you black?

That conversation was started over 10 years ago when the Duke Lacrosse Scandal played out. The fact that every time the conversation is added to someone says, “I think it’s about time we started having this conversation” says less about the conversation and more about pretending the conversation is more important than…

On the one hand, Wahlberg was a huge racist who violently assaulted multiple Asian-Americans and got off with a slap on the wrist.

You know who has Jewish heritage? Harvey fucking Weinstein.