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Rule number 1: Don’t shoot first. George Lucas realized this was such a bad look he changed history.

Or it’s even more complex than that.

Um.

You get negative honor for hurting innocent people. The game doesn’t care if you rob and kill outlaws, though. You also get positive honor for rescuing people from other outlaws... and for helping escaped prisoners break their shackles (honor is kind of weird).

Florida: “Don’t worry. Two years from now those 1.4 million votes will pay off.”

If you’re not Australian or a Kiwi, black is anyone of native African descent.

About as black as Charlize Theron.

I voted for Clinton.

Skyrim’s NPCs had scheduled lives, most were individuals, and they could die accidentally by errant dragons, ruining your day.

Before Infinity War made 2 billion dollars, the DCEU was averaging the same box office per film as the MCU.

My Netflix thumbnail is Rachel Bloom in a prison jumpsuit surrounded by pretzels mimicking the Breaking Bad episode. And I’m glad I finally understand what the hell this reference is -- slow it down, Netflix, at least wait until the end of the season.

GET DEMOCRATS INTO OFFICE SO WE CAN PUT [INSERT WAR CRIMINAL] IN JAIL!

Mariah Stokes’ entire campaign in Season 1 was trying to stop gentrification. She said “Keep Harlem black” ten times an episode.

Democrats: “Here, have some healthcare. We’ll cover the bill.”

“They are built that way on purpose.”

And her name... is Saga.

He was also the champion of Icekru on The 100.

A white man who systematically and constantly abused his partner, a woman of color, said it about women and that makes it INCREDIBLY appropriate.

Black people aren’t Democrats by default. They’re anti-Republican by default because Republicans are racist as hell.

This is how it always works.