Punching people who say they want to erase you from existence is self-defense.

Don’t tell /r/prequelmemes!!!!

Conversely, it’s a lot easier to meet a woman at a bar than it is to meet a woman online for some people based on certain situations. This makes more sense when you realize...surprise... 85% of the dating population isn’t using an app of any kind to meet people.

Ironic since the average age difference between couples in the real world is 2-3 years. Do these men know how math actually works?

When I was a teenager, I thought dating a girl a year younger than me was weird and I always imagined I would be with a woman at least five years older. Then in law school I was the youngest guy and I was in my element. Then I turned 25 and was in grad school and discovered I was basically surrounded by 18-22 year…

Reporters writing articles about non-white people suffering? What?

We forget that when the PS3 released in 2006, analysts were saying that consoles would stop being released with disc drives by 2012. Now it’s 2018 and it looks like it’ll be at least 2024 before that becomes likely.

She was delivering like Missy was describing her sex life.

The D is easy, the head’s your moneymaker.

True story here:

I cried at the end of Okami and thought to myself, “Why does Zelda even exist?”

The polls were accurate. People just ignore the +/- 3% part.

The Green Party has been around for 40 years. When exactly are they supposed to participate in general elections?

You’re literally asking why everyone else but you has a different opinion than you despite the fact that those opinions are expressed in a minimum of 500 words per article.

Twilight Zone the movie?

The beauty of MI:F is that they can take an action sequence that would be at a 10 in any other movie, dial it down to a 6 or a 7 logistically, film it clearly and concisely and brutally so that you never once get taken out of the action, and then deliver character and honest acting throughout the whole thing so that…

Clinton was actually pretty mediocre at his job. What he was good at was protecting his legacy.

Except in every sitcom.

I applied for a job at Home Depot in the early 00's and the interviewer just puts my resume on the table, crosses his arms, and says, “This is an impressive resume. You’re not going to work here. You don’t want to work here.”

That’s... not what a fallacy is.