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Biometric locks? Because holding a gun to her head and saying, “Drive this car” wouldn’t have solved the problem anyway? Because this is exactly what happened.

The Russians only sat out because repeated attempts to warn the British and Americans about Hitler’s ambitions were ignored, forcing Russia to cut a deal to avoid being invaded. Churchill’s entire game plan was to let Germany take as much territory as possible while fortifying the British global empire, hope Russia…

Yes, those Russians would have overwhelmed Europe, signed a peace treaty with Japan, the country who only surrendered BECAUSE of Russia’s entry into Manchuria, and then teamed up to attack the US.

According to AAA gaming, video games are escapist power fantasies, and the only power anyone fantasizes about is murdering hundreds of people.

“It’s illegal for you to play your music!”

Good luck keeping residents in the live music capital of the world with all that fucking live music!

I just kept playing and replaying that game over and over again just to see what I was screwing up and what the game was flipping on me. I think it was the second time I played when an innocent person from a previous game tried to murder the heck out of me that I realized there was a lot more going on than I thought.

Every time this happens: “Well, it doesn’t take much to get it out of them.”

You know, between this and the NYT article I read earlier today, I was lulled into the belief that Garbine Muguruza was a black woman who looks suspiciously like Venus Williams.

N——- comes out of a particular white man’s hatred of self for doing evil turned into a hatred of me for surviving it.

He’s the first black man to have the job, and I’m going to go ahead and assume this isn’t because black folks have been trying not to get hired to it for hundreds of years.

Cake is a situation, and then you usually need some form of dairy to wash it down. Ice cream comes with the dairy already in it. Problem solved. Ice cream all the way.

No pay increase —> Tuition skyrockets 400% —> “Huh, I have no idea how that happened.”

The last couple months have just been NBC saying, “Wow, we really fucked up in very obvious ways and we’re getting punished for it... oh well, time to make it worse.”

Side note: over 100 neighborhoods in the Los Angeles metropolitan area have worse lead levels than Flint, Michigan. We are, however, not in the news because we don’t have the associated levels of outright corruption that got them there.

Today, Seu Jorge just realized he’s Brazilian and absolutely not black because those two things cannot coexist.

“Black people don’t watch GoT.”

Pretty sure Game of Thrones caught on with black folks. Hell, I’ve on more than one occasion run into my people on the bus talking about how big those dragons are going to get.

Reminder that Rob Kardashian is on video slapping women, including his former fiance.