Babies. The demons ate babies. Lots of babies.

Guh, Mr. Clean’s shoes are attached to his pants? That’s just not right.

I’m not fond of black folks saying it, I get irritated when non-black people of color say it, but I downright DETEST white people saying it to the point you instantly go on my “get the fuck away from me” list permanently if I hear you say it. And there are too many opportunities for white people to say it once you get…

This is about a judge in this case. The judge canceled jury deliberations after only a a few hours MULTIPLE TIMES even when the only hold out was one person.

You just explained the entire American justice system’s relationship with black people. This is what you do when you’re already afraid black people are going to seek extrajudicial remedies.

So Pokemon: Rebirth? Pokemon New 52?

“Oh, New Vegas? Yeah, that’s a morally complex little fable.”

Consensual sex good, murder bad.

It’s a boxful of smurfs strapped to dynamite?

Shade court needs to give a verdict on this.

The place she adopted from started this by challenging her reasoning for rehoming the dog instead of returning the dog to the shelter, which has a first-choice policy.

“New Headline: Guy defends boss’s decision to keep job.”

If intersectionality isn’t a widely-known term on the internet in 2017, then that explains so much about the internet.

Or if it’s too much work, just lean your face over the toilet while sitting and save yourself the flip. (Probably easier when you’re 9 years old.)

I would say 6, but my little brothers would agree with you that FFIX is the best.

You think this “Eh” stands for France?

Europe abolished slavery 80 years before the United States. Mexico abolished slavery 60 years earlier. The United States was literally that one country in the West that owned slaves for 50 years.

> The fact remains that until 1920 ~50% of the population didn’t have a guaranteed right to vote.

The internet would probably be annoyed the same way you get annoyed if everytime you go out for lunch your friends demand you eat at Pizza Hut because 99% of playable characters in videogames are white dudes and Overwatch already has half a dozen of them.

Kids used to inflate their grade point averages at my school by taking honors classes, which are lower than Pre-AP and AP classes in difficulty but are skewed up to a 5.0 alongside the more intensive classes, and they would drop down to regular classes if the grade point average wasn’t worth it, which are lower than…