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I think O’Reilly just wanted to see if he’d be calling folks MoFo and if he ate with a fork.

Well, find me the asshole in the mask punching the asshole who wants to lynch me because I need to buy that dude a beer.

They’re threatened by women having the space not to be dictated and dictated to by men.

That moment when you realize there are probably three Asian characters in the Coen Brothers filmography and these are two of them.

How does a girl come out looking like MJ and still be black? These are very serious questions with no doubt fascinating answers, but I might add that Don Cheadle did a DNA test on television and learned he’s 1/3rd white, so who am I to judge?

Both of those Zoes are black (and one of them is also Latina). I mean, if white people are suddenly starting to communally claim their half of mixed-race children instead of forgetting where the receipts are at, then cool. They better start doing that for EVERYBODY, even the ones in jail or on reality shows.

After watching UnReal, I’ve decided all of this is on purpose. As a matter of fact, UnReal did all of this already, so nothing’s new.

This is how I see it. I have a boss who uptalks all the time, and it’s clear he’s trying to get you to confirm that you grasp the information he’s delivering. Uptalk is just open participatory communication. It wouldn’t even be a thing if dudes like us didn’t assume people were hanging on our every word and put the

Luckily Jeff Sessions has the cops and DAs gunning for the strongest sentences possible!

Class warfare is over. Ya lost.

Non-profit schools are BS since No Child Left Behind. You just have to limit CEO salaries.

I’ll continue to laugh because American foreign policy has been crap for decades and I think maybe it’s about time we let Europe take over. We’re still taking credit for defeating the Nazis even though Russia did 80% of the work, and we’re still taking credit for defeating Japan even though the Japanese were begging

When 190 countries don’t kill kids for committing crimes and you are afraid of becoming one of them, you may want to reevaluate where you stand on the global scale of brutality and ignorance.

You ghosted her? Killing seems a little excessive. I thought we were just punching Nazis now.

Goldie Hawn, ironically, despite winning an Oscar in her twenties, didn’t star in her most memorable roles until she was 40. I still find this mind-blowing.

Lazy, obvious totalitarian literary reference time:

Bill O’Reilly fawningly described what the electoral college is for: “the white establishment.” Without the electoral college, the Republicans lose the executive branch forever and state-wide initiatives to disenfranchise voters become toothless. Right-pulling legislation will become an eternal battlefield. A

Folks came out really quick for that bootlicking, right? I’m assuming you’re Poe’s Law, but some of these others are straight banality of evil nonsense.

Everything you hate about Twin Peaks is 90% of the show. There are maybe three episodes in total that move the plot forward a little, but it’s really about all of that crap you don’t want to see most of the time and then it’s suddenly supernatural and then it’s over.

*looks up his IMDb credits*