Well, the key is to first pick up momentum... then establish a rhythm...

Sometimes a dick is just a dick and someone texting all their friends for advice on that dick’s world view is obsessed with it.

My Closed Caption writer replaced “stoked dudes” with “dope dudes.” Someone apparently thinks Cotton Candy Dance Parties are cool.

The only policy the Republicans want or need is ANOTHER bankruptcy-inducing tax cut for themselves.

Norm MacDonald’s one good thing on Saturday Night Live was his labrador-faced “hehehehe, this is ajoke, hehehe” response to some really stupid jokes. I never really felt Poehler in the job, she seemed too much like a Daily Show host (although nowadays everyone is a Daily Show host except for the host of the Daily Show)

But he’s gone unnoticed for ten years.

*looks hard at Vader*

Don’t be ashamed for putting your coworkers at risk in order to keep living. Your company has decided to partake in the modern era of hiring temps instead of actual employees because temps are completely disposable, therefore they should fully expect the hazards of being douchey enough not to seek out people who can…

Why is it the people saying ignoring racism is the only way for it to go away are, coincidentally, racist?

One of those hats says “Make America Great Again,” the other is a military vet’s hat. They’re aware of being on camera, so I doubt they always wear hats to dinner.

I don’t know. Mornings at Planet Fitness are pretty much just like this. I’m mostly impressed by the dudes wearing wraps and no gloves pummeling away at each other’s natural speedbags to build pain endurance.

He has an 80% approval rating among registered Democrats. Fam, his cult is THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

I think the disconnect is that a lot of people here think the Democrats really agree with Bernie Sanders but they just don’t like him. The reality is, the Democrats are fine attaching themselves to Bernie Sanders’ Q rating and begging for his call list, they want to be seen as in the business of Bernie Sanders — it’s…

That battle cry right before she goes for the takedown is hilarious. Too bad it broadcast her attack letting him counter for the suplex.

Titans possess something similar to joy and humor on their faces, but they aren’t human. They can’t be reasoned with and diplomacy is impossible. This juxtaposition between this goofy, amiable presentation their actual unbound predatory drive is where the existential horror comes from. They’re a perversion of humanity…

I forgot about Danny Devito on that tip. If you ever get the chance to hang out with a drunk Danny Devito, please jump on it. He’s hilarious and on point.

I know this isn’t The Root, but...

Who’s that old guy at 1:09? The look on his face in response to that “Giving America a raise” double entendre is exactly the look on my face this whole time.

Honestly, I was skeptical of Jesse Williams when he said the biggest problem with Django Unchained was that it unfairly implied that violent resistance was an option for black people.

“Quick, how do we justify the net drain on Great Britain contributing to paranoia driving us toward an ill-advised Brexit!”