To be fair, that’s all it really has needs as a selling point... if it wants to sell 7 million Switches and call it a day.

Yeah, companies sell bundles of DVDs for a fraction of the cost of new ones all the time, and before that VHS. Heck, go to Wal-Mart and pick up a year-old Oscar nominated movie for 5 bucks. You can’t make an argument about the cost of something by selectively ignoring most of the cost of things.

The highest-selling Zelda game on a single console ever was Ocarina of Time with less than 8 million copies. The system it released for, the N64, sold 30 million units.

Ah, so that’s where Demojump came from. You’d think he’d start with the Charging Targe, though.

And... there goes my TRYPOPHOBIA.

“Everyone rally! There’s a new woman to hate!”

This is how I felt with Twilight Princess for Gamecube... that is, in a world where I didn’t deeply regret wasting time and money on Twilight Princess.

So... I spent 50 dollars and got Battlefield 1 and Titanfall 2 Deluxe yesterday.

Killer apps are not really a thing.

You’re saying Zelda Breath of the Wild is worth 360 dollars?

There are 25 times as many people with WiiUs as people with Switches. Not only that, it apparently runs better on the WiiU.

That said:

This is how DeVos will describe private schools when she defunds the Department of Education and forces everyone to scrape spare change together to pay for public school.

You didn’t seem to read the part in the updated US Constitution 5e where American civil rights bind every other country but their citizens aren’t protected by them even on American soil.

I can sort of understand Bolivia’s frustration. American media is like mainlining an undiluted mixture of historical revisionism and imperialist apologia with a heavy dose of genocide acceptance slapped on top. When it catches you on the wrong side of it, there’s really nothing you can do to change world opinion no…

You don’t play off Viola Davis. You abide.

I think you missed a key detail, let me revise that.

Mel Gibson in the back behind David Oyelowo like, ‘What’s Moonlight? Who are these black people?’

Scrolling down for the Jeff Bridges commentary. Because that’s a guy who didn’t give a shit about La La Land and walked out of Moonlight crying.

If they didn’t say they were African, I would’ve guessed it was yellowjackets. They’re mean little fuckers.