Came to mock Late Stage Technocratic Capitalism. Stayed to marvel at Early Stage Technocratic Anarchy.

Power fantasy inflation. The original Assassin’s Creed required precise timing and the right combination of weapons to overcome enemies and people screamed in rage that it was too hard. Arkham Asylum on the other hand gave you not just ridiculously easy combat but the ability to basically teleport. Assassin’s Creed…

Mediocrity in performance is heavily opinion. Of course, those opinions can also be heavily mediocre, which just brings us back around full circle to the point that the music was a lukewarm pool of tapwater sitting in a bucket.

I honestly haven’t met anyone who thought La La Land was better than mediocre. Before I finally caught a viewing of it, everyone would always ask me if I watched it and I would ask in response, “Is it good?”

White people can make Jazz.

Two things I noticed from the trailer I watched.

Bush created the unitary president, though. All of these powers were created BY Bush. Hell, George W. Bush declared Iran part of the “axis of evil” WHILE IRAN WAS FIGHTING AL QAEDA WITH US IN AFGHANISTAN. And by doing that, he invented a new reality for millions of Americans. He created this whole idea of shaping the…

Wait, GWB wasn’t borderline competent. He tanked the economy, destroyed education, started three wars, created several terrorist organizations from scratch, caused the deaths of MILLIONS of people.

Jordan Peele’s a black man with a white mom who married a white woman (Chelsea Peretti) and works in a predominantly white industry. He must have some keen observations to dig into in order to get to that place that I can’t even imagine.

White denial dissonance?

But would it increase your REproductivity?

The cut off for being rich isn’t actually the top 1%. It’s actually closer to the top 10%. If it helps, the average American actually says 150,000 dollars makes you rich (this lines up with studies saying the average an American needs to be happy is 75,000 and that the average American salary is actually 35,000)
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Because we all know aliens won’t show up until you have the technological capacity to reach them first. Also, they definitely won’t steal all your stuff and force you into slavery when you offer them dinner and a party.

Hi Betsy. Welcome to the party. How much do you think getting your self-respect back will cost in Republican donations?

Donald Trump: “Details on event. Adjective!”

It’s called “ironic racism.”

AKA, racism by someone surrounded by people who would never accuse him of racism until some random person his narrow demographic circle points out, “Hey, that’s racist,” prompting an apoplectic freak out.

It’s good to hear the directors and producers get caught out there saying stupid stuff because it at least shows that most of the driving motivation behind these choices is a complete disconnect from the outside world and the inability to even conceive of how things work beyond the bounds of an environment where…

Marvel could easily make a movie about a normal Badass Normal woman, but they won’t do it because they’ve waited a dozen movies to make a movie starring a WOMAN.

Protip: stop being offensive, it will make your life 10x more tolerable to everyone else.