The Wire is fake. The stuff that happens in The Wire has happened somewhere, as written by the guy who created The Wire. However, people complaining about how The Wire is fake never actually read the book about the stuff happening in The Wire and had no idea the stuff in The Wire happened until they saw it on The…

None. All games are for children. All stories are fake. Go out and save the world or you’re deluded proletariat.

The stories they tell us haven’t happened, but if those are the ways stories keep getting told, SURPRISE, the people coming up with those stories may have real views.

It’s called SPECULATIVE fiction for a reason. I guess the squares can sit and wait to solve all of the epistemological problems of 2020 when they arrive by pretending they’re not problems and STARTING the relevant debates. The rest of us will be 4 years ahead of the curve calling you backwards-looking Luddites.

I saw this woman getting pinned down on a Bus Stop bench one night across from a bar screaming her lungs out while half the bar (standing on the corner) ignored it and a half dozen people standing right behind her looked the other way.

The pilgrims did make nice with the native peoples... after digging up a few graves and sucking the marrow from the bones of corpses, eventually being rescued by donations from the locals.

If he were my teen, he’d get a stern talking to. But he’s not, so he gets daps and an ice cream cone in any flavor he wants.

Hey, yo, 2016 called. Sleep in late, we don’t need you.

The Gamecube Controller was useless for anything but platforming and Smash Bros.

Everyone knows that saying things are racist is the real racism. That’s why the only people I can trust are racists... because they’re not racist.

No one needs to know anything about Nintendo to predict success in the games market. Other than that six-year window for the Wii, of course.

The WiiU wasn’t a slight failure... it’s the worst-selling system Nintendo has released since the Virtual Boy.

The Switch isn’t conventional at all.

If you even bought a WiiU, you’re at least qualified to be considered a diehard Nintendo fan.

Two people you can never trust regarding Nintendo’s performance as a company:

Keep hoping. While some polls put Clinton up by 11 points, the ABC poll taken completely after the Trump tapes were released put her up by only 4 points. Five thirty eight is showing her with a 5 point lead over Trump, which is easily within the margin of error.

That’s not a leap in technology, that’s just 300-year-old technology. The Girandoni Air Rifle in particular was as lethal as .45 ACP and a skilled sniper could fire off a magazine in 30 seconds.

I heard Alex Trebek wants you to say that to his face.

Gun laws were invented so white people wouldn’t have to confront that whole post-slavery thing. Why would they possibly use them to protect black people?

This is also a world where Clinton can win the debate and lose 5 points in the polling.