Or equally as good.

When someone makes a game called “This game is in 60 FPS,” then you may be onto something.

Coincidentally, this is why I haven’t touched an RPG in over a year. Now if I want story, I just play an adventure game. If I want action, I play an action game. I’m tired of this “tactical hand-holding” BS.

Rule number 1 of team coordination on a PUG.

From 1992 to 2012, Asian-American support for the Democratic Party went from 31% to 73%.

If I had breasts and they were as fantastic as hers, I’d show them off ALL the time.

You honestly never hear anyone mention a Final Fantasy game? Chances are you don’t think, “Oh, Playstation” when someone name-drops a game you don’t recognize. But if it’s a game you haven’t experienced, 90% chance it was a Playstation game.

The reason people don’t talk about the N64 is only 30 million systems were sold to Sony’s 100 million.

But... but they’re herbivores...?

Meanwhile, in other news, video released in Tulsa, Oklahoma of an unarmed black church choir singer shot while his hands were in the air. We’re going to run out of space on twitter for all the protest coverage. But since the number of unarmed black men getting shot by cops is doubling every ten years, it’s only a…

Oh, that’s rather magnanimous of you. I’m impressed.

It was scarier when Gozu did it. Although the actress in that footage owns it with that smirk.

In your defense, she used to be.

JESSIE VD?

Move may have been a bust, but they sold more Moves in two years than Nintendo sold WiiUs in four. So... half as big a bust as Nintendo’s entire home console generation.

Move was already recycled for the controller’s lighting/one-to-one movement scheme. And the Playstation Eye was recycled for that as well.

“1.54 billion in profit this year? GREAT! Fire them all!”

I check the % of up/down ratings, but if there’s a metacritic score I’ll go there first.

Can we just admit that Guardians of the Galaxy is a clever pastiche of better movies with a soundtrack that is a clever pastiche of better music? It FEELS like a good movie without actually having to put in the effort of being actually good as a movie.

The key is the ability to know what each partner can get most from you at any given moment and alternating appropriately while staying engaged physically, verbally, and with eye contact if possible at all times.