They were not.

That should be the name of a Vincent Price biopic.

Those cards aren't gonna throw themselves in that hat.

Was that an icebreaker on the first date?

He died of DinaSARS.

I feel that the movie Summer of Blood takes place in the same universe as well.

Nah, Peluca was just a short film that became Napoleon Dynamite. Gentlemen Broncos is legitimately wonderful, the strangeness and uncomfortable qualities are its strengths.

Yeah he really brought across the every-man quality of the character and I appreciated that the movie didn't completely throw him under the bus weight-wise. Making him hyperglycemic was low hanging fruit but it was better than just flat "he can't be a cop because he's fat."

I've warmed to it over time. It's like a song you hear on the radio a million times then you just hear it one day out of the blue and suddenly realize you love it.

Not totally his movie, but I enjoyed Operation Endgame. Also Out Cold is pretty good for what it is.

I think classic just means "old" now.

That's actually a perfect pull quote. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it but it beats boredly staring at TruTV like a vacuous cow.

His first 3 are all pretty great. Nacho Libre is the weak piece of the bunch but it still has a lot of goofy charm and hidden depth.

Yeah I kinda take any review of a Hess film with a grain of salt. You either like his movies or actively hate them.

Gentleman Broncos is his masterpiece so far. I really genuinely wish that people saw in that movie what myself and like 12 other people see.

You must be thinking of the pre-Spy Hard portion of his career.

You're thinking of The Man Who Knew Too Little, The Man Who Wasn't There was a Coen Brothers movie with Billy Bob Thornton.

You know, I hate to admit it, but I didn't even hate Paul Blart. Maybe it was just because I assumed it was Adam Sandler levels of terrible but it was surprisingly watchable and I might have even chuckled softly a couple times. The "it's funny because he's fat" jokes were as terrible as advertised, though.

Was there a comical record scratch noise to signal the change in tone?

coutnerpoint: (pro-tip, turn off the sound)
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