Oh and that Cry Little Sister song from The Lost Boys.

That belongs on the regrettable Maniac Cop Rap side of the spectrum.

I find it very hard to maintain an erection for the duration, so no.

Little Red Riding Hood - Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask) - Alice Cooper
Bud the C.H.U.D. - Nicholas Pike
Killer Klowns From Outer Space - The Dickies
Pet Sematary - The Ramones
Party Time - 45 Grave (song from Return of the Living Dead)
Terror Vision - The…

I call…. you guessed it, Frankenstallone.

"Helena Bonham Carter" and "inspired casting choice" have never coexisted in a sentence.

Yes, that's exactly it. The testimonials often interrupt scenes or share information in the presence of people the characters wouldn't want to be sharing it with. Scenes taken place at any hour in any location, no matter how intimate. I wouldn't say it's a black mark, just a stylistic choice. They decided that…

Because there is no camera in the world of the show any longer, they're just breaking the fourth wall. The audience is given an omniscient viewpoint and the documentary format was kept for stylistic reasons. It doesn't make sense, nor is it supposed to.

Cool it Sanchez…. or you'll get a knuckle supper.

Ah, the folly of greed! When will man learn?!

I'm pretty sure James Patterson's creative process for this book was to tell his ghost writer to write a Titanic book then to go get day drunk.

"That Time Dean Koontz Fell Into a Ditch and Busted His Stupid Head and No One Missed Him" by Stephen King.

But there will be several prominent ads for it at the funeral.

But they no longer acknowledge a camera crew. They're not talking to or looking at a camera, they're addressing the audience.

Ugh, undoubtedly.

Hey, more power to you. I wish it had done so for me but somewhere between Will Patton's scene and the bridge I realized "Oh, they're not actually going to pay this off, are they?"

[REC] 2 is pretty good, it takes a big left turn that turned a lot of people off but I enjoyed it. [REC] 3 drops the entire found-footage premise about 20 minutes in, tries to become the Evil Dead 2 of the franchise (succeeds on a very low level) and adds nothing to the story. [REC] 4 I have not seen but I'm told it…

I love the scene where the camera man kills a zombie with the camera and it doesn't break. The crowd I was with that day laughed and I really don't see how any other reaction could have been hoped for.

Even by the standards of direct-to-DVD cash-in sequels it was pretty awful.

[REC] was the movie that made me realize that the ending of The Blair Witch was bullshit.