Seem un-self-aware? He passed seem years ago then backed up and ran over it just to be sure.

When we inevitably reach the “feeding people to lions” stage of our decline, I hope that dude is first in the chute.

If I was making shit money at a shit job I’d find it hilarious to watch some hyper-entitled idiot with disposable income blow a blood vessel over something they didn’t know they wanted six months ago.

My main question is: What part of Toy Soldiers connected to something called a “Rodeo Burger?”

How could anyone be so angry about something so stupid?

It’s to the point where there may need to be better terms. There’s nothing wrong with liking/supporting/being enthusiastic about something. Before the hangover, one of my favorite things were the Twin Peaks boards here. Love passing insights and opinions back and forth.

“Avoid the fandom entirely” is even better advice. At least “fandom” in the manner it’s become for just about everything.

Now we’re talking’!

I say that about every Eli Roth movie but am proven wrong constantly.

Weinstein was interested but wondered if it could be Uncomfortably Long Hug Wish or maybe Naked Hug Wish before abandoning it for Sex Demand.

Tom picks the best high school education film from each year: A History of Guidance.

I can see that and same here. This column brought back a lot of memories. But I like the way Tom writes about movies I have almost no affection for (like, well, Fast Five) and he manages to make me look at something a new way or have an appreciation for it even if that doesn’t turn into love. Which is why I’d…

Tom, I’m getting depressed since we’re drawing close to our current year and while I look forward to reading this column through your pick for 2017 I’m not sure I want to live in a world where I can’t read your analysis of action movies every other week. So, either pitch a Dig Deep Into the Runners-Up column or start…

There were dumb kids in the 90s who tried to make Charles Manson into a hero because “he was totally oppressed by The Man.” The depths of stupidity and tunnel-vision dumb kids are able to go is awe-inspiring. There’s probably kids who think, “Man, if you look at it one way, Nazis have been bullied for over 70 years!”

I sometimes feel bad about shooting Nazis in Wolfenstein but only because it’s far more satisfying to repeatedly stab them in the neck. But sometimes you just have too much shit to do and time is fleeting.

I’d apparently missed Wolfenstein: The Old Blood and just got a copy of it included with The New Order. It’s been so therapeutic to blast the goose-stepping shitheels with abandon while screaming, “Fuck you in your Nazi face, fucker!” (Though my wife and dog are a little on edge.)

The Wolfensteins are usually pretty generous with the swastikas. Which makes the head explosions and limb amputation-by-machine-gun parts that much more fun.

There are probably actual Nazis who- if you brought them back to life just to see what’s going on- wouldn’t believe it either and wonder what’s wrong with us.

True. They put too much faith in the idea that man was on an ever-upward evolution toward reason. After slavery, it’s their biggest failing.

Oh, I agree. Maybe the foresight needed was understanding that one day these laws would be overseen by the craven and willfully ignorant.