Scaramucci “needs to learn a little bit about what it means to be Communications Director and how to interact with reporters.”

Cool. Somehow this painting had eluded me so far. Now it will haunt my nightmares. Thanks!

That's what they're aiming for and are just barely trying to conceal it. This current government has convinced me that everyone's gotten the talk: we've fucked the planet over beyond repair, shit is about to go down, if you want your little piece of New Zealand to run off to you best get some tax cuts and lobbyist…

I see the evil as a result of the stupidity. He hasn't gained a new piece of information or formed an independent thought since probably prepubescence and his actions are a result of that. But they go so hand-in-hand that it's easy to not see where one begins and the other ends. When I first saw him in the early…

I mainly blame Fallon for being the bland, lukewarm comedian Goldilocks likes.

DT would never do anything that cool.

That last sentence cannot be repeated enough. He's evil, he's an asshole, but really above and beyond everything he is maybe the most bone-crunchingly stupid people to hold office in the modern era.

His dipshits will just see that as further savings. Because they're soulless monsters.

Henry VI gets an ending that outshines a lot of others. If for no other reason, it's worth the role just to get to play that.

Angela Bassett then, now, and far into the future.

- Scott asking Garry Marshall what his real name is
- the epic end of Time Bobbies 3
- Your name is Zazzu!
- Don Dimello any time any place
- the first Tiny and Victor, the third time he tried to get through the song

That entire series will live on my phone until the heat death of the sun.

Who wants to be the chocolate girl?

First heard Wengert when he did the memory expert. He almost caused my death when my knees nearly gave out crossing the street when he said, "You're name is Zazzu!"

Maybe not. Maybe changing a word here and there. Don't know. But not trying is asking for whatever you get.

And to be fair, this may not be the only reason the kid's a disappointment.

If I went Robespierre on this bunch, I know who would be the last on the guillotine.

You inspired images of he and his administration staked out over a giant fire-ant hill. All is forgiven.

The DJ is on point.

Hey, bonobos are generally helpful to each other and even altruistic. You take that back!