Take his majorities, lame duck the motherfucker, vote him out as soon as possible. It's our best hope short of Mueller uncovering really serious shit.

Yeh, but it'll all be Swank magazines and interactive Apprentice kiosks.

The Reign of Terror was terrible thing. But, holy shit, do I get the impulse now.

Hey, my person was a writer. A writer! Don't tell me I was trying to level up.

As long as his signing hand works, they'll waddle up to him on their knees to suck him dry. That's all that matters to them. He can sign whatever they can pass. One of the only bright spots is that they seem pretty inept as passing things.

True. He was never a great example of our species, but he was at least fairly coherent before the brain cratered.

Twitter organized? Oh, sweetie.

Or the pocket of a woman over 30.

And roughly 30% of that 60% are planning to vote next time!

I just now imagined it.
Also: fuck you.

Oh, something tells me at this point they could be talked into it.

To paraphrase Jack Torrance:
You've had your whole fucking life to be better, what's difference will a few months do now?

Rigorous exertion stirs the splenetic humours.

It would be an improvement.

I know what you meant. Just saying the world isn't exactly poorer for lacking further mannequin-like performances from the other two.

ALWAYS ain't a walk in the park either.

"Perfect movie for people at their dumbest and most pliable" is not a great endorsement.

This why we vaccinate!!

Son, constantly reminding everyone you had a secondary supporting role in one of Spielberg's lesser, more grating works is no way to go through life.

"There's gonna be two sounds: existential angst landing on your consciousness with an unfathomable weight, you crying out into the void in a doomed attempt at meaning."