Lol, you described her effect on me perfectly.

I find her annoying but will watch select movies (Music & Lyrics, Never Been Kissed, Ever After) over and over and over and over because she is just so charming and endearing and likable.

babe this whole thing is a joke

it’s

interesting how we got “obama caved and picked a conservative” from “i would have preferred someone more progressive but i support the president”

In all fairness, Sanders has consistently disagreed with several of Obama’s policies. In this case, he actual his expressing 100 percent support for Garland while also - and honestly - expressing his own preference should he become president.

“In Portland, Anthro girls wear $600 dresses to ride bikes.”

To copy the artsy worker bees who kicked it thrift 1.0.

Bingo. I’m gonna steal this. It’s spot on.

Exactly. It's absurd that someone would tell Trump to smile.

Obligatory: Can’t stand Hillary Clinton. Yet.... Fuck these misogynist assholes, and get ready for Madame President. I will do the needful and vote for her.

Ok but avocados are objectively amazing.

“WHY AM I PERSECUTED?!”

Obligatory.

Cream of Water. But he uses a can of skim milk when he’s feeling fancy.

It’s probably one of their soups that’s not even intended for consumption by itself, but rather as an ingredient in something else. Like Cream of Celery. I bet he subsists on Cream of Celery soup.

I maintain that he is a Slytheen in a skin suit aiming to destroy the world and sell it for scrap. Every time I see him on television, I’m waiting for him to unzip his forehead. (It is the only thing that gets me through seeing pictures or video of him.)

I have often said that if you told the public that a presidential candidate was a murderer, everyone would be like “oh, Ted Cruz?”

Was it only supposed to be two songs? Is mine the only version that cut off after My Shot??

Well, you know: potato/suitcase.