So this Nanny didn’t sext or proposition her husband so much send a text meant for her friend extolling his hotness to him by mistake?

Here you go!

Here to defend Lorde’s facial expression.

I was pretty sure I recognized him but was still quite surprised when it was confirmed. I’ll certainly give him another shot, too, and it won’t stop me from being happy for him and the big wins — plural — he had last night.

What are white supremacists? What is anything? What is life? Is this hair? What is hair? Am I Republican? What’s a Republican, even? I don’t know. Give me a list of people with hair who are Republicans and I’ll research it and let you know.

I can’t have feelings for what at this point is a force of nature. I can’t be mad at the Sun for burning me. I can’t be mad at Trump for reducing my IQ.

He is a point source singularity for all that is stupid in this nation, and I’m just trying to stay outside the event horizon.

yeah, reminded me of my ex immediately. Talented, intoxicating, charming…..and a selfish narcissist #oops

As a life long sufferer of traumatic periods who has never been interested in the payoff of biological children, this is actually something I’ve fantasised about. It sucks that it’s taken this long, but I wonder what I could still get for a 33 year old model in relatively good condition?

I’m really trying to come up with a witty snarky reply to this, but I can’t because of the tears.

Let me help... It’s the dawning of the 12th century in the year of Our Lord and white men run everything. And when white men aren’t running things (they have to eat and sleep, ya know), they have white men to speak for them.

SB has a few cute ones today. The one above is from a day or two ago, and I didn't recognize/remember who was on duty.

Have you ever seen her perform live? She probably put on the most entertainingly, elaborate stage show I’ve ever seen.

Like millions of people.

Love the BNB reference!

And Marge was played by Gwyneth Paltrow, who once was Ben’s gf. So many layers!

It is for the midlife crisis.

*raises hand*

Yeah, I hitched my wagon to that particular star for about 10 years. Then realized he was also emotionally manipulative, a gaslighter, and a straight up abuser. Sooooo, I got OUT.

I’m pretty sure he’s every bad decision I’m still making