Really? Her total inability to “form sentences that weren’t just word salad” was rather obvious in ‘08, as I recall. Remember how for the Katie Couric interview sketch, half of Tina’s lines were just direct quotes?

Not really. She’s always been fairly incoherent and unable to respond to basic questions or form complete sentences when left to her own devices. McCain’s campaign desperately tried to give her written points that she should not stray from, and she did much better when she was on script, but otherwise, this is a…

Hey New Yorkers, where on 5th Ave is the best chance for ricochet?

That’s ok, he’ll just have to stick with opposing the Iraq war, supporting gay marriage, opposing DOMA, and all the other progressive stances he took literal decades before Clinton found the politically expedient to believe in...

I’m glad she’s against the lack of diversity, but she will always be the asshole who threw a “do you know who I am” fit when her hubs got pulled over for drunk driving. She has built a career on being a modest Southern girl, but she’s actually a huge diva.

Why, it’s almost as if we have a pattern-recognition engine running all the time we’re awake, noticing the similarities between things we’re thinking about now and thinks we have thought about before now!

Idk, I’ve seen Amy in interviews and she has a genuine wit. I don’t think it’s a Mencia situation.

I’m pretty sure I’ve heard friends make that joke since 1994, it’s not particularly funny or original from either of them. Amy and Wendy have the same cadence and the same punchline-swallow style. Maybe Amy bit that from Wendy but this is hardly a joke steal.

They’re basically just repeating things that were already posted on Urban Dictionary and passed along by teens for years before that.

Well, the whole time he was talking about the poltergeist, I was thinking about 10th grade English and how we called that the Houdini. I probably said almost exactly the same words Amy did and I’m pretty sure she didn’t plagiarize me...

Cholula is better, and it already comes in adorable, little, 2oz bottles. Suck it sriracha lovers.

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

It’s called a favor. PP donated to Clinton in the past, Clinton hires PP President daughter as her Iowa press secretary, PP endorses Clinton...nope no conflict of interest there is there?

It’s naive to think that the GOP will be willing to work with Hillary considering the fact that they have thoroughly hated her since 1992.

I don’t think he’s upset, he’s simply pointing out that these organizations have ties to Hillary. I wonder why Anna left out the fact that “the top Planned Parenthood executive, Richards’ daughter, former Democratic National Committee spokeswoman Lily Adams, signed up last spring with the Clinton campaign as Iowa…

I think it’s poor form for Jezebel to use Planned Parenthood’s own website comparing Sanders and Clinton as evidence in an article talking about the three parties, particularly when PP has already endorsed Clinton.

“Chloë Grace Moretz, Kiersey Clemons and Beanie Feldstein”

Would anyone here have sex with Bernie Sanders?

I find his over-the-top side-eye game rather endearing as well.

Waiting on the Clinton video of her running around a track with Nike apparel from head to toe.